Funny short jokes...

1. What do you get when you cross Batman & Robin with a steamroller?

Ans: Fatman & Ribbon!

2. Why does history keep repeating itself ?

Ans: Because we weren't listening the first time !

3. Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

Ans: The second one !

4. Why did Tiger look in the toilet?

Ans: He was looking for Pooh!

5. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

Ans: His son...he was a little Bigger!

6. Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Ans: Because he was sitting on the deck!

7. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a mosquito?

Ans: A very itchy neck!

8. Why don't traffic lights ever go swimming?

Ans: Because they take too long changing!

9. What bow can't be tied?

Ans: A rainbow!

10. What did Pooh say to his agent?

Ans: Show me the honey!

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